[acapesket]

Odds are..
The wee People are running neck on neck!

LOL

[irishtenor]

Jewish son calls his mother:

“Mom, how are you?”
“I haven’t eaten in 38 days, that’s how I’ve been.”
“Why haven’t you eaten in 38 days, Ma?”
“I didn’t want my mouth full, in case you called.”

THAT’S Jewish guilt :>)

(My step-father is Jewish, and my mother converted.)