Ignignot: “Hello, Carl, I am Ignignot, and this is Ur.”
Ur: “I am Ur!”
Ignignot: “We are Mooninites from the inner core of the Moon.”
Ur: “You said it right!”
Ignignot: “Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.”
Ur: “Man, you hear what he's sayin’?”
Ignignot: “Some would say that the Earth is *our* moon.”
Ur: *We're* the Moon!”
Ignignot: “But that would belittle the name of our Moon, which is the Moon.”
Ur: “Point is, we're at the center, not you!”
Carl: “No, the real point is I don't give a damn.” (slams door)
Ignignot: “Is your ego satisfied?”
Ur: “Damn no!”