“one measley convert” That would make a great book title.
Or how ‘bout:
The Weak and the Simple of the Church
That’s me, too - “one measley weak and simple convert”
http://www.lds.org/conference/talk/display/0,5232,23-1-775-2,00.html
I think you might have made a mistake by saying “one measley convert” meaning it as a put down. I can’t think of anything more glorious than “one measley convert”. Remember the story of the 99 sheep and one lost. The Lord coming home with the lost sheep after having searched high and low. Yahoo!
You may think its worth it. The carpet bombers had to mow down hundreds with the venemous tongue in their wake. Not worth it to me. But God bless ya.