***LOLOL. Well, ignoring your personally-offensive comment, I submit the whole of the written English language, with a little Gaellic thrown in for additional flavor.
If and when you get around to substantiating your erroneous opinions with the word of God, be sure to ping me.***
You may wish to consider substantiating your prose before posting it; what little witticism there is, is lost amongst the misspellings and grammatical errors.
Your theology, as I understand is derived from the outpourings of such spiritual giants as Luther and Calvin. My theology (not my opinion, which further illustrates the theological gulf between us) is constructed by the Church, by the Apostles and by Jesus Christ himself.
You may wish to be offended as you so choose. Myself, I choose the Church, and the Christ who founded it and the Holy Spirit who commissioned it.
Don't leave out Machen!