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My Dear Wormwood,
I have learned that you have allowed your patient to discover the religion threads on Free Republic. I cannot counsel you that this will be taken lightly at the head office. However, all is not lost. You must seek every opportunity to plant in you patient’s mind the notion of “sola scriptura”. Remind him that the Enemy’ church is not a universal, visible body, but rather that it is invisible and divided. Let your patient recall that the Eucharist could not be the Enemy’s actual body and blood, and how silly this would make him seem to “rational” people. Instead, remind him how much good he could do hear in our world by pursuing Millenium Goals and similar programs of social justice.
I cannot underscore how important it is for you to get about this immediately,
Demonically yours,
Screwtape