[magslinger]

I always try to give people I admire a kitten. You don’t like kittens?

Sigh. Most people want the Guinness, but only a few want a kitten.

You have a female cat (with kittens), don't you?

[Tax-chick]

Actually, I don’t. My most recent kitten is almost a year old now. My neighbors across the street have kittens, though, and my kids are nagging for another one.

Kittens are a Restorative, like Guinness.