Ah, if people only knew about a meeting. As secretary, let me see:
1. Pledge of allegence to USA
2. Read minutes
3. Sickness and distress report
4. Reports on trash pickup, food drive, fish fry
(grin!)
> Ah, if people only knew about a meeting. As secretary, let me see:
1) Invoke familiar spirits
2) Read minutes
3) Open Lodge in First Degree
4) World Bank Report
5) Open Lodge in Second Degree
6) Special Report on Barcoding Technologies and 666
7) Special Report on DNA Banking
8) Open Lodge in Third Degree
6) Roswell Report
7) Correspondence from Illuminati
8) Nominations for New World Order Subcommittee
9) Collection for Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis Retirement Funds
10) Close in Third and Second Degrees
11) Welfare Report
12) Close in First Degree
13) Refectory
(Our Lodge always has 13 items on the Agenda. It’s good luck!)