“What are you? The person who says “my dog would never pee on your door step” while the dog is actually peeing on the doorstep at that moment?”
No. I have a much better vocabulary. I prefer the use of standard English rather than crass slang.
Oh my! I'm impressed with your brilliance and obvious class. Do you make any exceptions to your "upper class" rules? Such as, for instance, a willingness to accept some pecularities of "Southern Culture" without calling them crass?
You do know what a High Horse is don't you?