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To: D-fendr
She [Mary Collins] states on her web site that her father and pastor cautioned her not to give any personal information.

And you said
I can’t think of any good reason to hide her identity other than s/he would be exposed as untruthful.

Man! Didn't you SEE Elizabeth? You know the movie starring the lady who doesn't shampoo anymore because of global warming? If you had you'd know it's for fear of the ninja Jesuits that she is in hiding. (The black robes are a give-away.)

Did you know that there are 39 ways to kill somebody with a properly constructed and deployed rosary? Mine has the elastic cord stuff in it like Jet Li's in Lethal Weapon IV. People think I'm just fiddling with my beads. Bwah hah hah! I'm a contract rosary killer for Opus Dei, planning my next hit.

Oh Darn. Blew my cover ....

263 posted on 03/30/2008 2:41:59 PM PDT by Mad Dawg (Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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To: Mad Dawg
Man! Didn't you SEE Elizabeth? You know the movie starring the lady who doesn't shampoo anymore because of global warming? If you had you'd know it's for fear of the ninja Jesuits that she is in hiding. (The black robes are a give-away.)

Did you know that there are 39 ways to kill somebody with a properly constructed and deployed rosary? Mine has the elastic cord stuff in it like Jet Li's in Lethal Weapon IV. People think I'm just fiddling with my beads. Bwah hah hah! I'm a contract rosary killer for Opus Dei, planning my next hit.

Oh Darn. Blew my cover ....

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It doesn't matter, fellow Jesuit contract rosary killer.

Anyone who has read the Da Vinci Code knows this to be true.

265 posted on 03/30/2008 3:08:57 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Mad Dawg
Didn't you SEE Elizabeth?

Not yet, it's on my Netflix list though.

I'm a contract rosary killer for Opus Dei..

I haven't seen The DiVinci Code yet either, but don't invite me to pray with you anytime soon..

{^_^}

287 posted on 03/30/2008 9:57:55 PM PDT by D-fendr (Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)
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