Funny. No it isn't. The Holy Spirit is passed on directly from Jesus and mentioned to be passed on in several occasions to every Christian, but you cling to your ungrammatical misinterpretation of Matthew 16:18.
That's because it is neither ungrammatical, nor a misinnterpretation.
For heaven's sake! The play on words is so powerful it survives translation into another language.
Furthermore, if you have better credentials than D.A. Carson, lets see'um, because he says we have the grammar correct...and he ain't no Catholic.
Really? Show me.