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To: conservativegramma

What? Green beans coming down from Planet Zork to diddle a few soul kittens, who promptly morph into jell-o blobs scooching and squarching about?

Meanwhile Jesus and Satan play a cosmic game of craps to see who gets to follow up with a good old-fashioned crucifixion? (The winner gets this.)

Then someone stole the cheese, so everyone settles down in the Americas. (The Holy Land was too hot anyway, yeah?)

Simple, easy doctrine.


488 posted on 03/12/2008 12:43:42 PM PDT by Enosh (†)
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To: Enosh
What? Green beans coming down from Planet Zork to diddle a few soul kittens, who promptly morph into jell-o blobs scooching and squarching about?

Meanwhile Jesus and Satan play a cosmic game of craps to see who gets to follow up with a good old-fashioned crucifixion? (The winner gets this.)

Then someone stole the cheese, so everyone settles down in the Americas. (The Holy Land was too hot anyway, yeah?)

Simple, easy doctrine.

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Make fun, mock, and divert.

You do not have to study and face that you just might be wrong.

491 posted on 03/12/2008 12:53:19 PM PDT by fproy2222
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