My Bishop told me to tell you, “it’s none of your business.”
It’s killin ya, isn’t it? :-D
What possible reason could you have to hide your membership status? What advantage do you see in it? Again, integrity is when your beliefs and your actions conform.
No, it’s not killing me, except to make me wonder whether you’re slightly schizophrenic. One the one hand, you publish the most dishonest, ugly things about the Church, on the other, you’re trying to get into President Hinckley’s funeral.