LOL! So you admit that the "new testament" is so full of balderdash that it compels you to believe in a non-inerrant bible? Then that's your problem!
I suppose you don't interpret "this is my body; this is my blood" literally either?
Answer my with a simple yes or no answer (i.e. save your teenage style snarkiness) and answer my question or we have nothing to discuss: Was Jesus literally a door?