The officer was pretty mad and told my wife she might want to consider a divorce. I can understand him being mad, I have beat myself up quite a bit over this also. I feel the divorce comment was over the line though.
Your daugher is eight, not two! This cop must be the village idiot. If you are a troll making up a bogus sympathy story, you sure are doing a good job. This is too ludicrous to make up.
Look at the bright side... at least you (or your daughter) weren't tazed, and noone shot your dog. :-/