[fortheDeclaration]

What would you call someone who abuses another, then claims the abuse was for the good of the abused when the abuse is so obviously enjoyed by the abuser?

Doctors?

LOL!

[Dr. Eckleburg]

LOL. I recently spoke to an elderly gentleman who is 104! When asked for the secret to his longevity and good health, he replied...

"I always eat the fruit I grow in my backyard; I walk up and down the stairs to get to and from my library; and when doctors tell me to take some medicine, I ask them if they're taking it, too. If they say no, then why should I take it? And if they say yes, well...they don't look so good."