Or?
God decided it was time for aspirin to be found.
And God said: Let there be acetylsalicylic (sp?)(the spell-check angel was taking the day off) acid, and let it bring forth a combination of ingredients, not unlike a doctor’s prescription, and let there be Alka-Selzer. And there was plop-plop and there was fizz-fizz, and there was great relief in the land, and nobody could quite remember the evening but the morning was just another day. And God said, “It’ll do. Next time remember how bad you felt.”