[Mad Dawg]

I feel I should add at this point that I have been petitioning the Vatican to deny the Sacrament to anyone wearing a leisure suit (powder-blue, polyesterdouble-knit leisure suits would be grounds for immediate stoning) or any guy whose hair might have been blow-dried.

For reasons which I do not quite understand, I have received no reply.

[Forest Keeper]

I feel I should add at this point that I have been petitioning the Vatican to deny the Sacrament to anyone wearing a leisure suit (powder-blue, polyesterdouble-knit leisure suits would be grounds for immediate stoning) or any guy whose hair might have been blow-dried. For reasons which I do not quite understand, I have received no reply.

I fully support your campaign. Perhaps your committees work as fast as ours do. :)