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To: Forest Keeper; kosta50
Almost surely anyone that despises Ann Coulter is a RINO..

Liberals could care less.. their minds are in Oz.. Because she is the leanest meanest RINO exposer of all time.. They cannot help themselves.. For they are at heart liberals and covert Moonbats.. posing as Patriots..

3,464 posted on 03/04/2008 8:20:03 AM PST by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole....)
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Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.

As luck would have it, an Exxon Gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.

Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, ‘If it starts, I’m turning Catholic.’



One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the race.

Before the next race, as the horses began lining up, Mitch watched with interest the old priest step onto the track. Sure enough, as the 5th race horsescame to the starting gate the priest made a blessing on the forehead of one of the horses.

Mitch made a beeline for a betting window and placed a small bet on the horse. Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse the priest had blessed won the race.

Mitch collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse the priest would bless for the 6th race. The priest again blessed a horse.

Mitch bet big on it, and it won. Mitch was elated. As the races continued the priest kept blessing long shot horses, and each one ended up coming in first.

By and by, Mitch was pulling in some serious money. By the last race, he knew his wildest dreams were going to come true. He made a quick dash to the ATM, withdrew all his savings, and awaited the priest’s b lessing that would tell him which horse to bet on.

True to his pattern, the priest stepped onto the track for the last race and blessed the forehead of an old nag that was the longest shot of the day. Mitch also observed the priest blessing the eyes, ears, and hooves of the old nag.

Mitch knew he had a winner and bet every cent he owned on the old nag.

He then watched dumbfounded as the old nag come in dead last. Mitch, in a state of shock, made his way down to the track area where the priest was.

Confronting the old priest he demanded, “Father! What happened?

All day long you blessed horses and they all won. Then in the last race, the horse you blessed lost by a Kentucky mile. Now, thanks to you I’ve lost every cent of my savings - all of it!”.

The priest nodded wisely and with sympathy. “Son,” he said, “That’s the problem with you Protestants, you can’t tell the difference between a simple blessing and last rites.”

3,466 posted on 03/04/2008 8:50:04 AM PST by Mad Dawg (Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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To: hosepipe; kosta50; HarleyD; Mad Dawg
Liberals could care less.. their minds are in Oz.. Because [Ann Coulter] is the leanest meanest RINO exposer of all time.. They cannot help themselves.. For they are at heart liberals and covert Moonbats.. posing as Patriots..

Amen to that! :) Ann does not pull any punches against RINOs. She'll go after anyone who claims to be a conservative but whose record doesn't back it up. I think she's very consistent.

3,665 posted on 03/08/2008 2:21:02 PM PST by Forest Keeper (It is a joy to me to know that God had my number, before He created numbers.)
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