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To: Matchett-PI

A god who requires billions of years is different than a God who creates ex nihilo, complete.

And she said to them “do whatever he says.”

So they took the jars, filled them with water and waited. Toward the end of the wedding one of the waiters said, “Hey. This is starting to taste a bit like flavored water.”

The following week he said, “Hmmmm....grapish Kool-Aid.”

A year later he pronounced: “Ahhh....Mogan David.”


47 posted on 01/05/2008 7:01:25 PM PST by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain! True Supporters of Our Troops Support the Necessity of their Sacrifice!)
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To: xzins

“REQUIRES”? :)


48 posted on 01/06/2008 7:39:37 AM PST by Matchett-PI (Algore - there's not a more priggish, sanctimonious moral scold of a church lady anywhere.)
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