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DU: I have prayed about the Book of Mormon individually, and the Church individually.

That’s mighty delightsome of you.

DU: I received answers about Both, the answer to the Book of Mormon prayer was a vocal answer from God while I was alone in my room,

And yea, verily, I was also sitting in my throne room, when a disturbing revelation about the Book of Mormon appeared to me as well, as if from a stupifying vapor. And it came to pass that I realized the BOM was all a demented invention of a failed peep stone seer.

DU: I am not going to share the details of what his message was for I hold it sacred and will not cast my pearls before some who will undoubtedly read and respond to this.

And yea, verily it came to pass that I was impugned through devious implication as a swine, however the pearls cast before me turned out to be made of plastic and were quite indigestible (I tried). But I cannot hide the details of the message called ‘the passage of pearls’ revealed to me, because, yea verily, it was as a ‘churning in the colon’, forsooth, yea, oh yeah.

DU: However, I have no doubt that the message was from God.

I myself have many messages from God as I sit in my throne room, because I’m special, more special than anyone else (especially more special than the Gentiles who assail my sanity for no apparent reason). That’s why no one can defeat me in argument, or even at the game of Fish, at which I prosper exceedingly.

DU: The prayer about the Church was answered by a still small voice in my mind that testified to me of it’s truth.

Hey, my inner voice is from a loudspeaker. Right now it is saying “Thank The Lord I’m not hearing delusional voices!”

DU:In addition to these testimonies, I have seen visions,

As do I, visions of grandeur salted with occasional lapses in reality. But at least I try and choke them down with another burrito.

DU: healed the sick, spoken with tongues, prophesied, and had inspiration that can only come from God distill upon my mind.

What happened to walk-on-water, Hie to Kolob, cure AIDs and get a better rate at Geico? You’re slipping DU.

DU:I would that all men would know as I do now the truthfulness of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints,

Ummmm, can we get back to you on that one? Take a rain check maybe? I mean, no wonder we’ve had so much trouble winning arguments with you when you are obviously ON A HIGHER PLANE!

DU: and it’s power to bring them the Gospel of Jesus Christ It is this Gospel, not the church that bears it that has power to save, for By the Gospel we increase in Faith, through performing the works that God commands us to we again increase our faith, that our faith in Jesus Christ will be sufficient that he will though his grace absolve us from our sins which he already paid for long ago and thus his atonement will have effect on us and we will be his eternally.

Well, sure, after healing the lame, prophesying, speaking in tongues, talking to God on the hotline and being on an obvious man-God path, why not throw a bone to Jesus.

DU:This is my belief, in God my Lord, my Deliverer, my Savior, my All.

Well, thank you for your humble sermon, your humility is astounding. A real inspiration to Gentiles.

DU:In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

You obviously forgot to say in the name of Joseph Smith as well, cause that’s where this hokum comes from.

DU: Mock me if you must,

Okay, that was easy enough.

DU:but do not mock the things of God lest ye be found as those who mocked Jesus at the last day.

Let’s not confuse who’s being mocked here. You’ve taken on aspects of being a prophet, essentially passed judgment against those who opposed you, and shown you are on a God path. I think you mock yourself quite well.

DU:[Luke 22:63-65

63 ¶ And the men that held Jesus mocked him, and smote him.
64 And when they had blindfolded him, they struck him on the face, and asked him, saying, Prophesy, who is it that smote thee?
65 And many other things blasphemously spake they against him. ]

You aren’t Jesus, DU. Don’t confuse your word with THE WORD.
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I’ve warned people on Free Republic over and over that the type of bizarre God path hallucinations of Mormons evidenced above are not rare, but rather common, and this is what makes Romney a non-starter. DU has kindly provided evidence of the kinds of self aggrandizing bizarre theology Romney would drag into the White House through appointees who think they are God’s anointed. I want no part of this baloney, even if I’m called a bigot a thousand times over.

Oh my, I didn’t realize we had a Prophet in our midst whose Revelations could damn the rest of us to hell, just by a burning in the bosom. I think I feel a counter “churning in the colon” revelation coming on that says you are full of it.

Actually, the churning in your Colon is Gods way of telling you that you are full of it.

(I'm sorry FC, I could not resist, bad thought, Bad, Bad...)

DU: I have prayed about the Book of Mormon individually, and the Church individually.

That’s mighty delightsome of you.

Actually, it's through, but have it your way at burger king...

DU: I received answers about Both, the answer to the Book of Mormon prayer was a vocal answer from God while I was alone in my room, And yea, verily, I was also sitting in my throne room, when a disturbing revelation about the Book of Mormon appeared to me as well, as if from a stupifying vapor. And it came to pass that I realized the BOM was all a demented invention of a failed peep stone seer.

And I knew I was casting some pearls before someone, that is why I didn't go into more detail than I had to, I hope you enjoy yourself.

DU: I am not going to share the details of what his message was for I hold it sacred and will not cast my pearls before some who will undoubtedly read and respond to this.
And yea, verily it came to pass that I was impugned through devious implication as a swine, however the pearls cast before me turned out to be made of plastic and were quite indigestible (I tried). But I cannot hide the details of the message called ‘the passage of pearls’ revealed to me, because, yea verily, it was as a ‘churning in the colon’, forsooth, yea, oh yeah.

I did not call you anything, in fact, you were not mentioned, but since you self-selected the title, you can keep it if you wish.

DU: However, I have no doubt that the message was from God.
I myself have many messages from God as I sit in my throne room, because I’m special, more special than anyone else (especially more special than the Gentiles who assail my sanity for no apparent reason). That’s why no one can defeat me in argument, or even at the game of Fish, at which I prosper exceedingly.

Actually, I'm really bad at basket ball, and football, not that anyone cares...

DU: The prayer about the Church was answered by a still small voice in my mind that testified to me of it’s truth.
Hey, my inner voice is from a loudspeaker. Right now it is saying “Thank The Lord I’m not hearing delusional voices!”

Check, no voices.

DU:In addition to these testimonies, I have seen visions,
As do I, visions of grandeur salted with occasional lapses in reality. But at least I try and choke them down with another burrito.

DU: healed the sick, spoken with tongues, prophesied, and had inspiration that can only come from God distill upon my mind. What happened to walk-on-water, Hie to Kolob, cure AIDs and get a better rate at Geico? You’re slipping DU.

I have had all these experiences, and they all helped others, make fun, you already selected your role earlier...

DU:I would that all men would know as I do now the truthfulness of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints,
Ummmm, can we get back to you on that one? Take a rain check maybe? I mean, no wonder we’ve had so much trouble winning arguments with you when you are obviously ON A HIGHER PLANE!

If I am on a higher plane, it's because you choose to take the low road.

DU: and it’s power to bring them the Gospel of Jesus Christ It is this Gospel, not the church that bears it that has power to save, for By the Gospel we increase in Faith, through performing the works that God commands us to we again increase our faith, that our faith in Jesus Christ will be sufficient that he will though his grace absolve us from our sins which he already paid for long ago and thus his atonement will have effect on us and we will be his eternally.
Well, sure, after healing the lame, prophesying, speaking in tongues, talking to God on the hotline and being on an obvious man-God path, why not throw a bone to Jesus.

Um Bone? Where are you gonna get one of those when we are all resurrected? (besides, I am nothing without him, and I know it)

DU:This is my belief, in God my Lord, my Deliverer, my Savior, my All.
Well, thank you for your humble sermon, your humility is astounding. A real inspiration to Gentiles.

really, were you inspired? Me, I was just speaking form my heart.

DU:In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.
You obviously forgot to say in the name of Joseph Smith as well, cause that’s where this hokum comes from.

Actually, I am pretty sure I have never ended a prayer in Joseph Smiths name, yeah, I'm positive...

DU: Mock me if you must, Okay, that was easy enough.

DU:but do not mock the things of God lest ye be found as those who mocked Jesus at the last day.
Let’s not confuse who’s being mocked here. You’ve taken on aspects of being a prophet, essentially passed judgment against those who opposed you, and shown you are on a God path. I think you mock yourself quite well.

I am not confused, anyone who mocks a testimony of God is mocking God.

DU:[Luke 22:63-65

63 ¶ And the men that held Jesus mocked him, and smote him.
64 And when they had blindfolded him, they struck him on the face, and asked him, saying, Prophesy, who is it that smote thee?
65 And many other things blasphemously spake they against him.

You aren’t Jesus, DU. Don’t confuse your word with THE WORD.

Oh I'm not confused, I know in whom I trust... And it's not who you will say it is, but i already said so whatever.

***************************** I’ve warned people on Free Republic over and over that the type of bizarre God path hallucinations of Mormons evidenced above are not rare, but rather common, and this is what makes Romney a non-starter. DU has kindly provided evidence of the kinds of self aggrandizing bizarre theology Romney would drag into the White House through appointees who think they are God’s anointed. I want no part of this baloney, even if I’m called a bigot a thousand times over.

I have seen some of your bizarre hallucination posts, (ahem) and i will not bother posting about them, but so you won't keep asking to be called a bigot:

You are a Bigot * 1000... Happy?