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Exclusive interview with Benny Hinn
What?..Um - theological satire ^ | September 6, 2007 | Joseph Knoll

Posted on 11/09/2007 9:25:13 AM PST by Alex Murphy

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Hinn: I seem to be receiving a special word from the Lord. He’s telling me that Christians are to test everything except God’s anointed.
1 posted on 11/09/2007 9:25:14 AM PST by Alex Murphy
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To: Alex Murphy

If the government was only as interested in watching their own budget instead of getting into Church’s budgets and examining how they spend their money.


2 posted on 11/09/2007 9:31:32 AM PST by Always Right
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To: Alex Murphy

Knoll should do an interview with AlGore! LOL


3 posted on 11/09/2007 9:32:47 AM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Alex Murphy

4 posted on 11/09/2007 9:35:02 AM PST by misterrob (Nine down, 10 more til the Pats win the SB again.)
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To: Alex Murphy
Here's my question for Benny Hinn: I know it's fun chasing the nubiles around, but you weren't exactly a spring chicken. Didn't you ever get tired?

What's that? Oh, that's Benny Hill.

Who's Benny Hinn?

5 posted on 11/09/2007 9:37:16 AM PST by L.N. Smithee (From Slick Willie to Slick Hill'y in Eight Years?!)
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To: Alex Murphy
DIDACHE

Television preachers beware!

Traveling teachers — Apostles — Prophets

but if he ask for money, he is a false prophet.

6 posted on 11/09/2007 9:54:16 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto)
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To: Alex Murphy
Benny Hinn - Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
7 posted on 11/09/2007 9:57:32 AM PST by Pyro7480 ("Jesu, Jesu, Jesu, esto mihi Jesus" -St. Ralph Sherwin's last words at Tyburn)
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To: L.N. Smithee
"Who's Benny Hinn?"

He performs miracles for $75 a ticket.

8 posted on 11/09/2007 10:46:40 AM PST by joebuck
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To: Alex Murphy

Whatever happened to accountability?

If someone won’t tell me what they do with the money they receive in donations, they ain’t getting any of mine.

This is the sort of thing that’s a real black mark on Christianity and used against it by those who hate it.


9 posted on 11/09/2007 9:40:28 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Pyro7480

Is that for real??????????

I’ve heard of Benny Hinn but never seen any pictures of him.

What the heck was going on there?


10 posted on 11/09/2007 9:44:39 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Alex Murphy

I’d rather have Jesus than silver or gold;
I’d rather be His than have riches untold;
I’d rather have Jesus than houses or lands,
I’d rather be led by His nail pierced hand.

Than to be a king of a vast domain
Or be held in sin’s dread sway,
I’d rather have Jesus than anything
This world affords today.

I’d rather have Jesus than men’s applause;
I’d rather be faithful to His dear cause;
I’d rather have Jesus than world-wide fame,
I’d rather be true to His holy name.

He’s fairer than lilies of rarest bloom;
He’s sweeter than honey from out of the comb;
He’s all that my hungering spirit needs,
I’d rather have Jesus and let Him lead.


11 posted on 11/10/2007 6:03:22 AM PST by just me
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To: just me

I’d Rather Have Jesus is a song written by Rhea F. Miller


12 posted on 11/10/2007 6:07:06 AM PST by just me
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To: just me

That’s one of my favorite songs. Look for a recording of it by Alison Krause and the Cox Family—it’s beautiful.


13 posted on 11/10/2007 9:05:40 PM PST by Flo Nightengale (long-time lurker)
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To: just me

I’m sick of evangelists like Benny Hinn. In NY, he’d be on some stations very early in the morning. At the end, when he’d hold up his hands, close his eyes, and whisper how someone’s been cured of cancer, etc. I’d roll my eyes.


14 posted on 11/11/2007 8:26:17 PM PST by Kathymcc123
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To: Alex Murphy; HarleyD; TommyDale; Gamecock; shaggy eel; My2Cents; jumpdrive; Calvert Cliffs Cafe; ...

ROFL! priceless line. I actually had to check and see if it wasn’t from the interview.


15 posted on 01/11/2008 9:36:14 AM PST by Terriergal ("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
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To: Terriergal

This is a parody isn’t it? From the Onion? Could this be for real? It is unbelievable. And people give this guy their hard earned money? So sad.


16 posted on 01/11/2008 9:48:56 AM PST by GOPPachyderm
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To: Pyro7480

Re: Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
Bill O’Reilly could have used him in the confrontation with Barack Obama’s guard the other day...


17 posted on 01/11/2008 9:50:20 AM PST by GOPPachyderm
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To: Terriergal

Hinn is apostate, at best. Best the “interview” - as funny and accurate as it is - is satire; ergo not likely true.


18 posted on 01/11/2008 10:03:32 AM PST by Manfred the Wonder Dawg (Test ALL things, hold to that which is True.)
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To: Alex Murphy
There’s no need for them to know how much is given.

Sure there is, Benny. It's called being accountable to fellow believers. It's a process that helps you stay the course and avoid temptation.

But then, maybe those aren't important to you.

19 posted on 01/11/2008 10:59:31 AM PST by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: Alex Murphy

I would still like to know why Benny Hinn needs bodyguards.


20 posted on 01/11/2008 11:00:59 AM PST by TommyDale (Never forget the Republicans who voted for illegal immigrant amnesty in 2007!)
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