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To: fortheDeclaration; Quix
Yes, their bibles remove the word 'up' from Acts 1:11, so Jesus didn't go up into heaven. According to the modern scholars, heaven isn't up.

Well that sure explains why they don't know which way is "up", and why they think that this fallen world is "heaven on earth".

1,650 posted on 11/22/2007 5:07:11 AM PST by Uncle Chip (TRUTH : Ignore it. Deride it. Allegorize it. Interpret it. But you can't ESCAPE it.)
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To: Uncle Chip
Well that sure explains why they don't know which way is "up", and why they think that this fallen world is "heaven on earth".

LOL!

1,652 posted on 11/22/2007 5:31:33 AM PST by fortheDeclaration (We must beat the Democrats or the country will be ruined! - Lincoln)
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To: Uncle Chip; Dr. Eckleburg; fortheDeclaration; P-Marlowe
Well that sure explains why they don't know which way is "up", and why they think that this fallen world is "heaven on earth".

So, when the satan driven and led globalists begin in earnest to reduce the global population to 200,000,000 . . .

The Contrarian Preterists/ Replacementarians/ Amils/ Postmils

. . . ??? i.e. those who's hearts have been so askew as to not really worship Christ etc. and get left behind???

Will pretend that the Anti-Christ is just doing some minor house cleaning?

And when the chip implant ID is required for all economic transactions, they'll just call it a necessary convenience?

And when Bibles are confiscated, outlawed, burned wholesale and the Name of Jesus outlawed in public . . . they'll just think of it as minor temporary secularizing on the way to social Nirvana?

And when Birth Pangs pograms or after the Great Tribulation begins formally . . . roundups of Jews and Evangelical Christians becomes routine, they'll just consider it a necessary tidying up of society???

And when the globalist gestapo comes for the Pentecostal straglers and backsliders who wake up and get right in the Great Tribulation, the Replacementarian backsliders/pseudo-Christians will feel find because they aren't Pentecostals.

And when the globalist gestapo come for the Dispy Baptist backsliders, the Replacementarians will feel fine because they aren't Dispy Baptists.

And when the globalist gestapo come for the Replacementarians, they'll insist there's been some mistake because their rubber Bibles are not really Bibles at all and they support the Anti-Christ in his efforts to bring a lasting world peace.

Gag me with a shoehorn.

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1,667 posted on 11/22/2007 7:50:57 AM PST by Quix (GOD ALONE IS GOD; WORTHY; PAID THE PRICE; IS COMING AGAIN; KNOWS ALL; IS LOVING; IS ALTOGETHER GOOD)
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