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To: wmfights
In the second instance this word is used it is in reference to the church of Ephesus. Does this mean that the entire church of Ephesus was sinless, assumed into heaven, can determine who gets out of purgatory quickly and can magnify prayers to Jesus? I think we can both agree, of course not. Thus, why would Mary based on one word have all these powers?

OF COURSE!!! IT MEANS THAT! And all their descendents are currently writing books . . . all with a variation on the title . . . what was it now . . . AH YES . . . their titles are variations on:

THE EPHESUS CODE [subtitle:] 1,001 Sinless Lives, Ascensions, Aparitions, Assumptions and Daily Renewed Virginities.

with special forward about the meaning of "is" in the Ephesus Code by none other than Mary herself via special email through the Roman magisterical's Star Gate . . . delivered the last step by a golden dove that just happened to spend a little too much time stopping by a Jesuit sidewalk cafe and sampling too many dregs of wine they were taste testing for Communion use. So, please excuse if some versions have more than slightly tipsy theology from the pervasive infection by the tipsy dove regarding the meaning of "is." It's really not Mary's fault. The dove did it.

Has the RC edifice decided to become a multi-national humor factory?

384 posted on 10/13/2007 8:44:35 AM PDT by Quix (GOD ALONE IS GOD; WORTHY; PAID THE PRICE; IS COMING AGAIN; KNOWS ALL; IS LOVING; IS ALTOGETHER GOOD)
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To: Quix
OF COURSE!!! IT MEANS THAT! And all their descendents are currently writing books .

ROFLOL.

Illustrating absurdity with absurdity.

We really shouldn't be too tough on our RC posters. It is very difficult to support these dogmas, without quoting church fathers. IOW, by using Scripture alone. I give them credit for hanging in there and trying.

386 posted on 10/13/2007 8:53:50 AM PDT by wmfights (LUKE 9:49-50 , MARK 9:38-41)
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