All true believers know that God abandoned the Catholic Church 500 years ago, or was it 200 years ago, or was it 1600 years ago, or was it when the Apostles died, or was it when Jesus Ascended, or, well, it happened at some point, I’m sure.
Anyway, we all know that the only miracles occur nowadays is when two or three get together and raise a prayer barn and get that tithing going.
Mark, you had me going there for a minute. “Prayer barn” too funny.