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To: NYer

I just became a pro-football player. The NFL won’t recognize me, and I don’t get paid, nor will they let me play at their games. But I’m a pro-football player.


2 posted on 09/10/2007 11:42:21 AM PDT by SampleMan (Islamic tolerance is practiced by killing you last.)
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To: SampleMan

Hilarious analogy - and think about it further: if there were self-declared NFL players like these self-declared “priests” they would be considered delusional stalkers.


6 posted on 09/10/2007 11:46:47 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that so many self-proclaimed "Constitutionalists" know so little about the Constitution?)
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To: SampleMan
Greetings. Our name is Napoleon. < snicker >

We are an Emperor. < snort >

You will bow, and walk backwards when leaving our Imperial Presence. < ROFL!!!!! >

7 posted on 09/10/2007 11:47:13 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: SampleMan

I have MS. I like to play golf, and I’m pretty darn good at it. I want to play on the PGA tour and they jolly well better let me ride a cart.

(p.s. the above as made up.)


37 posted on 09/10/2007 8:51:36 PM PDT by ichabod1 ("Self defense is not only our right, it is our duty." President Ronald Reagan)
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