http://www.sacred-texts.com/ufo/ebe.htm
“Things to beware of in 1997:
Chernobyl. (And not just the one which already blew.)”
ROTFL!
or
“But why the Revelations connection? The book also “reveals” the message of Fatima and informs us that the Lady of Fatima was an extra-terrestrial like Rama. We’re really off in la-la land at this point. The book appears to be self-published, with the publisher listed as “Living Waters Publishing and Distributing, Inc.” Could it have been a hoax designed to sell a religious theory about the meaning of the Biblical Revelations? I’d love to hear from anyone having information on Charles Silva or the content of this book. Is any of this true?”
Well, of course it is. My name is SNARFQXORZ and I come from the 50th intergalactic dispersal interzone where we have hidden our mothership in Yankee Stadium concealed by interdimensional photobogs and bot’zed.
Put your hand the computer screen and I will through telepathy let you in on the big secrets.
(Oh, and send me money through my Nigerian post office box to learn the real secrets)
Secret RC codes revealed! For the first time!
Suntne vacci laeti
Tua toga suspina est
Sane ego te vocavi. forsitan capedictum tuum desit
Aut insanit homo, aut versus facit
Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo