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To: Between the Lines
41. Install a giant water slide leading into the olimpic size baptismal pool. 42. Change the name of Baptism to something like Dunking for Jesus.

Complete with apples?

Seriously, this reminds me of Sun Myung Moon marrying 4000 couples at a time.

31 posted on 07/30/2007 9:33:30 PM PDT by Terriergal ("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
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To: Terriergal
Seriously, this reminds me of Sun Myung Moon marrying 4000 couples at a time.

S.M.M. also did mass baptisms with a firehose, if I recall correctly.

Wonder how the old heretic's doing. Getting up there, by this time.

40 posted on 07/31/2007 5:31:22 AM PDT by Lee N. Field
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