That’s a great list!
I love baptisms, they’re so fun. I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something so powerful and indescribable about it.
I can’t believe you missed the entire point of his posting this inanity by Rick Warren.
I think they ought to add #41
“have baptisms done by buxom women in bikinis” that’s sure to increase the numbers! After all that’s what it’s all about!
You know, they could even put those little feathery angel wings on and pose for a picture with the one baptized, for a keepsake!
Nothing about ‘make sure these people really are saved and know what they’re committing to’ but then again, if that EVER happens at Saddleback, it happens in spite of Saddleback/Rick Warren’s teaching, not because of it.