I wonder if they (the original conditioners) made it up or if they actually were goddess worshippers, and they knew that they were goddess worshippers. I think it’s hilarious if the the original “scheming people” were actually not goddess worshippers, they just wanted other people to worship Mary, so they tricked them not only into worshipping Mary but also to be ignorant of the fact that they were in fact worshipping Mary.
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'Scuse me while I duck in this closet to get my mask and rattle.
[sound of rustling, bumps, bangs, various objects, small bones, Mad Magazines from 1957, stacks of old Our Sunday Visitor newspapers, and a pair of ruby red slippers fly out the door. Then ...]
Okay? Everybody ready?
Hunh ahyah ahyah ahyah.
Hunh ahyah ahyah ahyah.
Hunh ahyah ahyah ahyah.
Okay, now people? I can't hear you folks in the back there. We're all going to have to try a little harder here. We all want to sound and look our best when Bishop McGillicuddy Mary Wascowicz Lorenzo visits us next week, right?
The real sorrow here is that a wonderful, beautiful, and consoling, in the strict sense of the word, relationship is rejected by most of our separated brethren. Pearls before swine is one thing, but here are thirsty and enervated people recoiling in fear and disgust from the very drink which would quench their thirst and make them stronger.