[P-Marlowe]

I suppose broad-brush smears of "pedophile priests" and pathetic old saws like "funny hats" are the pinnacle of Calvinist "thought."

You have to admit, those are funny hats.

[Petronski]

Uh, no. I don’t have to admit childish namecalling is any kind of truth.

[Petronski]

If discussion of funny hats is what plumbs the depth of your intellectual ability, I have this evidence that John Calvin's momma did NOT love him...look at the hat she put on his head:

Now that is a funny damn hat.