The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
When Mary heard she was he mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt during the day but a ball of fire during the night.
Sampson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
The Epistles were the wives of the Apostles.
Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
Jesus was born because Mary had an Immaculate Contraption.
I hope all of you enjoyed that as much as I did.....Ping
My Colleen is like Lot’s wife - but only at night. :)
Now I REALLY like that one! :)
Good list, thanks Ping. :) I agree with Kosta on the funniest one. But be assured that we do both love our wives very much. :)