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To: MarkBsnr; kosta50; D-fendr; xzins; Diego1618; Seven_0; Forest Keeper
I received this e-mail a short time ago and thought all of you might enjoy some of it. A nun is sitting at her desk, grading papers from her young students on religion:

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

When Mary heard she was he mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt during the day but a ball of fire during the night.

Sampson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.

The Epistles were the wives of the Apostles.

Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

Jesus was born because Mary had an Immaculate Contraption.

I hope all of you enjoyed that as much as I did.....Ping

2,563 posted on 08/16/2007 1:41:55 PM PDT by Ping-Pong
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To: Ping-Pong

My Colleen is like Lot’s wife - but only at night. :)


2,565 posted on 08/16/2007 1:51:39 PM PDT by MarkBsnr (V. Angelus Domini nuntiavit Mariae. R. Et concepit de Spiritu Sancto.)
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To: Ping-Pong; MarkBsnr; D-fendr; xzins; Diego1618; Seven_0; Forest Keeper
Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony

Now I REALLY like that one! :)

2,567 posted on 08/16/2007 2:19:42 PM PDT by kosta50 (Eastern Orthodoxy is pure Christianity)
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Good list, thanks Ping. :) I agree with Kosta on the funniest one. But be assured that we do both love our wives very much. :)


2,659 posted on 08/18/2007 3:15:38 AM PDT by Forest Keeper (It is a joy to me to know that God had my number, before He created numbers.)
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