The Pope's a Republican, and you have a problem with this? If it'd been a white DONKEY, now I'd be upset.
Yep, sometimes the only sign of anything like Papal graces was that they stayed the heck out of theology and confined themselves to grandiosity and whoring.
Who was it who said, "The Papacy at last is ours; let us at least enjoy it."
Uh, that would be Leo X.