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this is satire...please don't message me asking why I'm posting lies...
1 posted on 07/12/2007 9:48:39 AM PDT by ensignsj
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To: ensignsj

Doesn’t she have a compass that points North?


2 posted on 07/12/2007 9:49:59 AM PDT by Yaelle (Hoping to see someone crawling under the Oval Office desk again: a real toddler and not an intern!)
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To: ensignsj

Communion? Hey, a tortilla is unleavened bread!


3 posted on 07/12/2007 9:51:59 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the round in the chamber.)
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To: ensignsj

I’m thinking there’s got to be a Monty Pyton skit in there somewhere.


4 posted on 07/12/2007 9:55:04 AM PDT by joebuck
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To: ensignsj

LOL - good for her! ;o)


6 posted on 07/12/2007 9:55:43 AM PDT by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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To: ensignsj

Did she serve the tortilla on a pair of engraved golden plates?


7 posted on 07/12/2007 9:56:20 AM PDT by FormerLib (Sacrificing our land and our blood cannot buy protection from jihad.-Bishop Artemije of Kosovo)
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To: ensignsj

do this in remembrance of me....and please pass the salsa.


10 posted on 07/12/2007 10:01:50 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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To: ensignsj
this is satire...please don't message me asking why I'm posting lies...

You get those too?

11 posted on 07/12/2007 10:03:05 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (As heard on the Amish Radio Network! http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/1675029/posts)
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To: ensignsj

MMmmmmmmm Sacrelicious....

12 posted on 07/12/2007 10:06:56 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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To: ensignsj

Calling Father Guido Sarducci.................whatever happenned to him?


13 posted on 07/12/2007 10:10:04 AM PDT by ulm1 (target RINOs for defeat Mcain,Martinez,Snowe,Collins,Lott,Hagel,Voinovich,Smith,Specter,Gram)
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To: ensignsj

There’s an ocean of difference between mockery and humor.


14 posted on 07/12/2007 10:10:57 AM PDT by dangus
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To: ensignsj

“Follow me and I will make you rollers of tortillas!”


16 posted on 07/12/2007 10:12:29 AM PDT by nhoward14
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