this is satire...please don't message me asking why I'm posting lies...
1 posted on
07/12/2007 9:48:39 AM PDT by
ensignsj
To: ensignsj
Doesn’t she have a compass that points North?
2 posted on
07/12/2007 9:49:59 AM PDT by
Yaelle
(Hoping to see someone crawling under the Oval Office desk again: a real toddler and not an intern!)
To: ensignsj
Communion? Hey, a tortilla is unleavened bread!
3 posted on
07/12/2007 9:51:59 AM PDT by
Hegemony Cricket
(It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the round in the chamber.)
To: ensignsj
I’m thinking there’s got to be a Monty Pyton skit in there somewhere.
4 posted on
07/12/2007 9:55:04 AM PDT by
joebuck
To: ensignsj
6 posted on
07/12/2007 9:55:43 AM PDT by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: ensignsj
Did she serve the tortilla on a pair of engraved golden plates?
7 posted on
07/12/2007 9:56:20 AM PDT by
FormerLib
(Sacrificing our land and our blood cannot buy protection from jihad.-Bishop Artemije of Kosovo)
To: ensignsj
do this in remembrance of me....and please pass the salsa.
10 posted on
07/12/2007 10:01:50 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
To: ensignsj
this is satire...please don't message me asking why I'm posting lies... You get those too?
11 posted on
07/12/2007 10:03:05 AM PDT by
Alex Murphy
(As heard on the Amish Radio Network! http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/1675029/posts)
To: ensignsj
MMmmmmmmm Sacrelicious....
12 posted on
07/12/2007 10:06:56 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
To: ensignsj
Calling Father Guido Sarducci.................whatever happenned to him?
13 posted on
07/12/2007 10:10:04 AM PDT by
ulm1
(target RINOs for defeat Mcain,Martinez,Snowe,Collins,Lott,Hagel,Voinovich,Smith,Specter,Gram)
To: ensignsj
There’s an ocean of difference between mockery and humor.
14 posted on
07/12/2007 10:10:57 AM PDT by
dangus
To: ensignsj
“Follow me and I will make you rollers of tortillas!”
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