[Dr. Eckleburg]

The Bible, a physical translation of a bunch of words which are not something of themselves but representations of ideas which cannot be understood apart from the Holy Spirit which breathed them into the writers

I don't know of many Protestants who would disagree with that. In fact, the essence of that statement was a tenet of Sola Scriptura and the Reformation...

"The supreme judge by which all controversies of religion are to be determined, and all decrees of councils, opinions of ancient writers, doctrines of men, and private spirits, are to be examined, and in whose sentence we are to rest, can be no other but the Holy Spirit speaking in the Scripture." -- Westminster Confession of Faith

[kawaii]

The problem is that firstly Protestants suggest that the Bible is the complete unabridged faith manual (which the origins of the New Testament make plain isn’t the case and wasn’t intended to be), and secondly they assume that any given INDIVIDUAL receives the Holy Spirit at whim, which the Bible never claimed. The Bible mentions that Christ would send the Holy Spirit to his Church. Frankly that makes it questionable whether folks separated from the church even receive it.