Not trying to hijack the thread, but there are a number of brands of Presbyterians these days - perhaps you should shop around. Or look at high church Anglican, Missouri or Wisconsin Lutherans, or even Eastern Right.
Or, better yet, start your own brand of presbyterianism! There’s room for every man to have his own denomination!
I hate shopping :)
Seriously, I find the whole exercise tiring. I think there was time when there was one Presbyterian Church, and it was pretty much the same wherever one went. Today I'm actually leery of entering one, because I have no idea what they believe.