John Calvin made me Catholic, John Calvin made me Mormon, John Calvin made me a Campbelite, John Calvin made me atheist, John Calvin made me Wiccan, John Calvin made me an evolutionist.Balderdash! Why it flies in the face of predestination!
And none considereth in his heart, neither is there knowledge nor understanding to say, I have burned part of it in the fire; yea, also I have baked bread upon the coals thereof; I have roasted flesh, and eaten it: and shall I make the residue thereof an abomination? shall I fall down to the stock of a tree? He feedeth on ashes: a deceived heart hath turned him aside, that he cannot deliver his soul, nor say, Is there not a lie in my right hand?" -- Isaiah 44:18-20 "They have not known nor understood: for he hath shut their eyes, that they cannot see; and their hearts, that they cannot understand.
God willing, the Holy Spirit will return him from where he began.
This "article" was probably written yesterday. Tomorrow we'll see another thread:
Followed by the sequel:
LOLOL.
My brother and I went before the elders of our CRC church to make profession of faith (something like the sacrament of confession, although the CRC doesn't believe that the profession of faith is sacramental)...
Obviously this guy knows next to nothing about his former Protestant faith since a "profession of faith" is nothing "like the sacrament of confession."
This sounds more like a confirmation class which most 12-year-old Protestants understand correctly.
More lies.
I knew I'd find a few glorification references to Mary somewhere in here.
Praise Mary. Glory to Mary. HaleluMary.