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To: P-Marlowe; Dr. Eckleburg; alpha-8-25-02; xzins; fortheDeclaration; ears_to_hear; Alex Murphy

This is hysterical.

I think I saw him on the side of the road last week with a sign:

“I’ll Convert for Food.”


97 posted on 05/27/2007 8:01:47 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain And Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: xzins
ROTFLOL!!!

Or at least for a Snickers bar.

101 posted on 05/27/2007 8:07:02 PM PDT by Dr. Eckleburg ("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
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To: xzins
I think I saw him on the side of the road last week with a sign:
“I’ll Convert for Food.”

Did you toss him a fish? :)

106 posted on 05/27/2007 8:12:15 PM PDT by ears_to_hear
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To: xzins
I don’t convert for food. I also don’t appreciate Christians who show their charity by attacking someone else in mockery. I am sure your Lord is most proud of your ‘garage sale’ site comments. Everything marked for free for if any cost was involved, you would be found wanting. Do you hang around on MySpace seeing who can push to the limits? The story of the conversion was posted years ago and I have asked several times for it to be removed. Seems the Internet has a way of staying permanent.

I do find your folly at the expense of other’s to be most Catholic. This was the same type of garbage I encountered in that Church as well as the Calvinist one. Whether I was fully aware of the doctrines is really a meaningless point of conjecture but your mockery is not. Hold your thoughts up to the Cross of your Lord. I am sure in your ‘hysterical’ mindset He will say, well done faithful ridiculing servant.

221 posted on 01/01/2008 11:15:31 AM PST by hamugbodas (A fine Christian has a laugh)
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