(I don't know where these lines are coming from. My apron needs starching - if I had an apron.)
I'm not sayin' nothin' 'bout drinkin' and the Irish or the Scottish here at all...
Did you know that when digging the Erie canal and following a day's work (12 to 14 hours), the Irish used to arrange boxing matches with each other?
Is that a different breed, or what? Irish men...
Then, of course, we have the Italian Cardinals who when transporting the coffin of Alexander VI, got into some little tiff (that's hard to believe, isn't it?), dropped the casket and started sword fighting.