The sad/funny part is that the hard-core Dispensationalists think it’s true.
Are you aware of the oneness pentacostal preacher in Mississippi who is raising red heifers to be sent to Isreal and sacrificed in the temple? Google Clyde Lott. Who needs satire?
He offers a course in “How to Make People Hate You So That They Persecute You So That You Feel Good About Yourself”
That’s funny.