You didn't know I was in the Army for 1100 days?
It could have been longer, I guess. I asked if there was anything else I could do.
"No, you've done enough." He said, straightening up the vase and mopping at the water all over his files, "You can go."
All I could say at that point was, "Goll-lleee!" as I headed East to get to the next time zone so I could be "out" earlier.
It must have been a peacefuller time, except for that little unpleasantness over on the other side of the Pacific. They said I could go back home, and they gave me an award for being there, and another one for leaving.
LOL!