Speaking of fantasy, I’m thinking of getting out your book and a sack of semicolons for my Activity this evening. Your technology and social development is so advanced ... and yet you comma-splice ...
You think you have it bad? My computer hates me ...
"Slow down. You type too fast!"
"Your sentences are too long."
"You make my CPU hurt."
My problem is that I tend to think in long, convoluted sentences, keeping a thought going long beyond what most people, or any computers, find confortable.