With His help, the one God put in my hands will do just fine, thanks.
One might wonder how those Bereans ever survived without your guidance.
The one that God put into your hands? Without the guiding authority of His Church, how are you to know whether Satan's hand is in it as well?
Trust, but verify, saith a man whom I admired so much that I emigrated to the United States. I think that it is appropriate here.
Besides, you've completely sidestepped the issue of which Bible is the Word of God and even more importantly, how you know it.