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To: Mad Dawg

"(But where DO babies come from? I've always wondered.)"

Remember, we're Catholics. We close our eyes...

or so I've been told.


83 posted on 03/30/2007 9:28:34 AM PDT by OpusatFR (Makes you wonder about those really large families at Mass...)
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To: OpusatFR; dangus
Okay, let me see if I've got this straight (oops, poor choice of words ...):

We close our eyes, and we either really love one another OR we have low self-esteem. (IF we love one another AND have low se'f-esteem THEN do we have twins?) And this summons the stork or the cabbage patch trespassers ....

Golly (oops again!) biology is confusing! I'm so glad I stuck with theology.

But, okay, I see why Catholics have so many babies because we all know we have low self=esteem and are blind -- so it's like the eyes are kind of automatically closed.

This is bad. I'm beginning to understand it.

84 posted on 03/30/2007 9:49:53 AM PDT by Mad Dawg (Tactical shotty, Marlin 1894c, S&W 686P, Sig 226 & 239, Beretta 92fs & 8357, Glock 22, & attitude!)
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