Why just sexual sin? Shouldn't the questionnaire ask about other sins?
Do you report ALL income on your income taxes?
Do you give to Church EVERY week?
Have you ever downloaded a MP3 without paying for it?
Do you gossip?
I mean, sin is sin, right? If we're gonna shun folks for being less holy than thou, let's go all the way!
Good point. Why don't they just plant a mobile confessional in the driveway, call Father Pat to sit inside and hear them out and give absolution, and then let them come in to dinner?