Enough of your disneyland theology.
Are there any other parts of God's word that need to be expurgated? Your theology fails all prophecy tests; it's imaginary from top to bottom.
You can do better than name calling, can't you? Open your Bible. Read the New Testament.
Your problem is the same as the first century Jews who failed to see Chist as the fulfillment of all the OT prophecies (Luke 24:27,44), and kept looking for a geo-political ruler to help deal with the Romans. You are expecting a carnal king. Not the One who is presently seated on David's throne in heaven subduing the nations (Acts 2:30; 1 Cor. 15:25).
Do you have any NT passages to support your theories? That's where the apostate Jews fell down on the job. They failed to see Christ as the fulfillment of the promises to Israel as the True Seed of Abraham (Gal. 3:16). Modern literalists have much the same problem.