The Catholic night of outrage was a bit of a disappointment. You were supposed to stop by the 7-11 and pick up a couple of gallons of kerosene, remember?
As it is, we had to settle for draping a rosary around the hood ornament and sticking a prayer card to St. Jude under the windshield wiper. ;-)
Ahhh...rosary draping and armed with holy cards - that oughta strike fear in everyone's hearts!
Be sure to alert me for the next evening of mad mayhem!
Pat wandered past, ethereally, and mumbled, "He's a heretic ..."