[Kenny Bunk]

Kind of hard to claim that a man who was consecrated as a priest and bishop, who studied in monasteries, ordained priests, set up groups of dedicated virgins like St. Bridget, could be considered a Baptist.

You, and the author of this anti-papist screed are both in error, my son.

St. Patrick was actually a Mormon. To set your mind at ease upon this theological conundrum, merely purchase a Tabernacle Choir album containing the selection "O Danny Boy," and play it backwards at 45 RPM. It will all be made clear.

[ArrogantBustard]

To set your mind at ease upon this theological conundrum, merely purchase a Tabernacle Choir album containing the selection "O Danny Boy," and play it backwards at 45 RPM.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!!!!! Fer the luv of Mike, Don't Do It!

My friend did, a while back, and he heard it plain as day: Ozzy Osbourne's voice, telling him to bite the head off a bat.

What happened next was just too terrifying to recount.

The horror.

The horror.