hey there, I think stories of misbehaving children is very appropriate to this thread. So I'm giving you a big, fat PBTHHHHHH! to your frivolous description.
BTW, very hard to type while toddler is sprawled in lap, kicking your arms, or laying on the keyboard.
I'm sure it is! My toddler is emptying a bookcase right now, with loud whoops of "Wriggle giggle! Bliggle-iggle-iggle!"