Posted on 03/02/2007 11:04:03 AM PST by xzins
Global Warming, as we think we know it, doesn't exist. And I am not the only one trying to make people open up their eyes and see the truth. But few listen, despite the fact that I was one of the first Canadian Ph.Ds. in Climatology and I have an extensive background in climatology, especially the reconstruction of past climates and the impact of climate change on human history and the human condition. Go to link for remainder of article: http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/global-warming020507.htm
Johann "Algore" Tetzel came to town selling eco-indulgence, carbon credits. (When a coin in the carbon pot rings, out of global warmin hell a soul does spring.)
How many carbon credits does it take to get out of global warming purgatory? (Will a snowball really have a chance in global warming hell? An iceberg? A glacier? My Kenmore IceMaker?)
Who is the modern Martin Luther of the truth that the earth has gone through many cycles or warming and cooling? (How do we make that funny?)
How many theses does it take to screw up an eco-wacko?
Where is our modern day Wittenburg door?
(Excerpt) Read more at canadafreepress.com ...
What would happen if tomorrow we were told that, after all, the Earth is flat? It would probably be the most important piece of news in the media and would generate a lot of debate. So why is it that when scientists who have studied the Global Warming phenomenon for years say that humans are not the cause nobody listens? Why does no one acknowledge that the Emperor has no clothes on?
Believe it or not, Global Warming is not due to human contribution of Carbon Dioxide (CO2). This in fact is the greatest deception in the history of science. We are wasting time, energy and trillions of dollars while creating unnecessary fear and consternation over an issue with no scientific justification. For example, Environment Canada brags about spending $3.7 billion in the last five years dealing with climate change almost all on propaganda trying to defend an indefensible scientific position while at the same time closing weather stations and failing to meet legislated pollution targets.
Drudge: GORE TO WARN OF 'GLOBAL WARMING' ON NEW YORK CITY'S COLDEST DAY IN DECADES!
In what political watchers are calling possibly the biggest gaffe in years, former Vice President Al Gore is set to give a speech tomorrow on the perils of global warming -- on what is expected to be the coldest day in New England in nearly half a century!
Two LearJet pilots, One Gulfstream pilot, 5 chauffeurs, and an illegal alien housekeeping staff of 21.
This is a "neener caucus" thread. We will have no serious posts on this thread.
Anyone actually making a valid point or actually arguing policy or politics will be nuked.
You don't get globally warmer than thermonuclear combustion.
EGPLNH!
(Every Good Ping List Needs Humor)
Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor.
A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to her aid and found her unhurt. She was just sitting there in the tub, talking to herself.
"It was the most amazing thing ... it was the most amazing thing." she kept repeating dazedly.
"What was the most amazing thing, Ma'am?" asked one of the rescuers.
"I was visiting my daughter here, taking a bath, and all I did was pull the plug and dog-gone-it if the whole house didn't suddenly drain away.
Although he was a qualified meteorologist, Hopkins ran up a terrible record of forecasting for the TV news program. He became something of a local joke when a newspaper began keeping a record of his predictions and showed that he'd been wrong almost three hundred times in a single year.
That kind of notoriety was enough to get him fired. He moved to another part of the country and applied for a similar job. One blank on the job application called for the reason for leaving his previous position.
Hopkins wrote, "The climate didn't agree with me."
Check this out: Al Gore's Penguin Army
Charlie: I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they? Raymond: They're in the pocket of my jacket. Here. Charlie: I don't want them back. Raymond: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32. Charlie: Underwear is underwear, Ray. Raymond: My boxer shorts have my name and it says 'Raymond.'Raymond: Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear.
Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to lose a house trailer.
Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorcee have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to lose a house trailer.
"According to a new U.N. report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet." --Jay Leno
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More Funny Real Exam Answers
"Equator: A menagerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."
"The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
"I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing."
"Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime."
"While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating."
"In making rain water, it takes everything from H to O."
"Rain is saved up in cloud banks."
"Thunder is a rich source of loudness."
"Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound."
"We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on."
"Clouds are highflying fogs."
Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.
Clearly the canadians are heretic and have left the true faith.
Classic, historic neenerdom rejects lists.
This is a case for the Lord High Protector, Knight of the Eternal Time Table, etc., etc., to address.
I have pinged him.
:>)
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