Charming.
Perhaps your admitted inability to discern is a matter of depth perception.
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them. For we preach not ourselves, but Christ Jesus the Lord; and ourselves your servants for Jesus' sake. For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ." -- 2 Corinthians 4:-6"But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:
"Wherefor thou art inexcusable O man, whosoever thou art that judgest. For wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself. For thou dost the same things which thou judgest.
For we know that the judgement of God is, according to truth, against them that do such things."
Paul to the Romans 2:2
Glad you liked the goat metaphor. Personally, I'm with the sheep washed in the Blood of the Lamb.
Come home before thou die of thirst and hunger!
Have a great weekend!